Saturday, December 22

Oh man. I have to say, I am overjoyed with the choice of the winner for the Perez Hilton (internet gossip person) and Pete Wentz ("clothing line owner," "musician") I Love Being a Shit Talker Contest.



It's completely hideous, of course. A perfect representation of what I was talking about in my prior shit talker entry: if you're not willing to pay for good design, you won't get it. And what they got is exactly what the prize (one signed t-shirt) is worth.

Let's talk about what's wrong with this shirt:

• Puke green circles that mean nothing and add nothing (and it really, really resembles puke, because of the placement)

• Art that goes outside the usual printing boundaries for a shirt, adding to production costs

• Text that is unclear at best- no one would ever read that as saying "I love being a shit talker" (which, if you recall, was the one required element that all shirts needed to have)

Basically, this is a winner in so, so many ways. It's just perfectly wrong. To the point where I wonder if they'll even bother to print more than one- what customer would ever buy it?

Moral of the story: If you're having a contest, give an actual prize. If there's no reward, no one is going to do any work for you. Better luck next time, Clandestine Industries!

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